The left cheek, lower left part close to my thigh. Near the crack, but not on it. Totally numb.
Been this way for almost two days.
I really, honestly do not drink very much. I don’t really drink at all! I think this might be part of the problem.
You see, I have a wide variety of health conditions that make drinking a worse idea than it usually is. Drinking is almost always a bad idea. It is a terrible idea for me.
I know this already. Did it anyway. Worth it? Eh.
Here I am. Sunday night, poking my lower left cheek, googling “alcoholic neropathy” and drinking extra water.
TWO FULL DAYS AGO: Downed half a bottle of bourbon with one 12oz coke. Played trumpet and swang my hips and laughed harder than I have in a while.
It was worth it, but how will this affect all the spanking?
If a spanker spanks the lower left cheek and the cheek is numb, did they even spank at all?