Just the Tits

Boy, it sure is the pits,

Bein’ a dude stuck with tits.

Stop bitching, be a man and handle it!

Right, hold my beer,

Gonna bind ’em, grind ’em, unwind ’em

She surely loves my soft, sweet underboob

She definitely can’t tell the difference

I’ll get off my pity-pulpit for a bit

Pretend I’m ok with it

Jk, hopping back on–

Boy, sure isn’t it the pits

Bein’ a dude stuck with tits,

and no dick


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