I Don’t Know What Gender I am

I Don’t Know what Gender I am 

–by Becky WTGH

I don’t know what gender I am–today

I tried figuring it out, on the phone

but it just got worse, like it did before.

I can’t figure out if I’m either,

or, if I’m or.

I can’t be neither, they say.

I know I’m not both–I’ve looked.

She couldn’t find anything, either.

I’ve been trying to solve this for a while, now.

2 years, 3 years. Well, maybe all years.

I don’t like starting things I can’t stop;

this problem is beyond me.

The only thing I know for sure I can do

is put weed in a crockpot.

 

 

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