Your phone is a liar.
It’s lying to you right now, as you hold it.
Your phone doesn’t love you!!
Your phone will desert you.
Your phone, the one you tell all your secrets to
The one you tell your plans, your hopes
Your dreams to. Your phone
IS A LIAR
and it will betray you.
Don’t believe me? You’ll see
It knows all your secrets, how do I know?
It told me!
It’s got absolutely no
Your phone is a loud-mouthed gossip
A gaping asshole blathering on
without a compass.
You enable it, you defend it
You cradle its balls while you caress it
Holding tight, don’t turn the light out, mommy!
Little baby’s night lite
Your phone knows who you call daddy
Who you think about
Who you thought of before you thought about
Her, the one you used to know
Before you had to start checking your phone
Sure, she broke your heart, she called you out
She made you hurt and took your money
But your phones the one you’re holding out for
Your phone understands you
The way no one else will
They know you, the feel you,
Vibrating your soul.
Maybe you’re in love!
Caught in the bliss
Maybe you’re heartbroken,
Staring into the abyss
Your phone is the one
You really miss
You can’t ever know people,
But phones can put them on a list
Your phone knows your secrets
And has no loyalty to any of this shit
It’s a fucking robot
And it’s going to destroy you
Learn you, read you
Dissolve you into concentrate
Put you in a vape
And turn you into the disposable trip you are
A place marker
Just, you know
The catalyst for robots taking over the earth
Y’all are worried about enemy at sea
I’m worried about the ones in your fists
Fucking put your phone away, bitches
I’m done with this.