Law and Order Candidate—Becky WTGH
I like laws and rules ect.
It’s a good concept.
People should enjoy boundaries
They make people happy!
I love when everybody follows the rules
Because the rules are fair and safe.
It’s easy to reciprocate
The love a good law gives you.
I want to be a lawyer,
But everyone tells me
I will hate it.
As if they know?
I’m focusing on other things, at the moment
Maybe I will get to law school
And make them eat it.
Or maybe I will be a
Radio star, and video will kill me.
Oh, what a way to go!
Killed by MTV
How utterly disgraceful that would be
In today’s time
To be killed
By music television
That never plays music, only plays
Titties fighting other titties with
Dicks screaming nonsense and
Mud-wrestling is something I’ve only ever seen
Maybe they should change their name
From Music Television
To Mud-wrestling television
With an extra side of
Big ‘ol fake titties
I think it should be illegal
To cut open female bodies
And put silicone hackey-sacks
Where functioning tissue ought to be.
I’ve never seen a woman
With tits too small.
Too big, yes.
Jesus Christ, this is off-topic
I used some hyphens, I’ve been avoiding them
You see, I’ve been beaten with grammar
But none of it took
Cuz I’m a weird millennial kind of poet
And I write my own law-books
Language is living
I am dead
I think maybe the dead
Can’t be corrected, or is that
Just dead men
Telling no tales
Cuz they got rejected
Have you heard about the college admissions scheme?
Who the fuck didn’t know
That these idiot inbred asshats
Didn’t get in the hard way?!
I was in class with these people
I saw that they didn’t know
They were very insecure, defensive
They also failed with aplomb
Signed up for fraternity
Called home, and graduated
Laws don’t matter here, in America
I would say “fuck the po-po!”
But they don’t know
They’re the best of the football team
That didn’t have grades to show
So they’re policing us now
Protecting us with their brave, brave souls.
The ones that get to college
Are opportunists, desperate, seeking
Dominance anyway they can
Why not try it in the classroom,
Law and order
Is a set of demands
Men made to protect themselves
From other men.
In Ancient Greece, women were property
Only older men were free, individual
Oh what a joy, it would be
To go back in time
And be one of those dickswingers
In the white robes
Writing manifestos that made women
Slaves by “biology”
Ain’t nothing but philosophy
If I had been one of them
I really see myself in Plato, at times
His poetry and his plays
He strikes me as queer,
If you don’t mind me saying.
Law and order, like I said
Is a man’s philosophy
Enacted by us all.
The outrage created by Star Wars
Just for having a chick lead the role
Imagine having our laws
Crafted by these “lesser beings”
Imagine what the world would be like
If Becky WTGH had a say–
how different things would be