4 thoughts on “(Citric) Acid Diet

  1. The expulsion of extraneous wind is tremendously beneficial to you general health. Never under any circumstances suppress a fart. No matter the company, let rip.
    Those who admonish others for healthy emissions are wrong to do so.

    1. I fart so much, sinner. Mostly first thing when I wake up.

      Every morning. I fart myself awake. It’s usually so comical, my girlfriend laughs about it all morning. She insists she loves it. They usually just smell like broccoli. It’s whatever.

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