Give me recommendations that don’t make me
Daydream about getting my tubes tied
Leaving the country
Changing my name
And starting a band, dedicated
To playing music that has banned the words
And this goddamn 4/4 eternity
Purgatory of relentless beats
Same tempo same time same feel
Jesus, take the wheel
I’d sooner listen to hymnals or
Cut off my ears.
Dusty Springfield is terrible.
Somebody give me more recommendations
The Shirelles are only so good
This style, this era
Can we forget it?
Back to Patsy, please
She died right at the beginning
Giving us the only music worth listening
Just kidding. Or am I?
Damn plane crash shoulda come for me first
I woulda swapped with ol’ Patsy if I knew
She’d be the only one worth whistling to
So sue me,
The 70’s are coming soon, at least.
Geez o peets