Mark Zuckerberg

Some girl on my Facebook

Who I met in college

Who once screamed at me about egg yolks

Is dating some Schmuck

Who looks EXACTLY

Like Mark Zuckerberg.

Exactly.

A little different, but mostly just

Less successful.

After watching him

Testify

Who could ever

Let somebody

Who looks like Mark Zuckerberg

Fuck them?!

Who even.

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