Who am I?
What am I doing?
Should I introduce myself a little better,
Now that I’m
I’m Becky with the Good Hair, but I wasn’t always this dope and smarmy.
I used to be a really straight-laced stuck up bitch
That’s why I call myself a Becky
I have super dope hair, it’s curly and soft and like–seven different natural colors. It changes color with the seasons, and my pubes and chest hair are red, so I even get to secretly identify as a ginger and never tell anyone. I love my hair.
That’s why I say I have good hair.
I also kinda want to make a connection to the idea of the other woman. Another woman who knows all your partner’s secrets, and talks to them better and more directly than you do.
I do the stuff your partner wishes you would do.
I talk about the stuff that your partner wishes you would talk about.
That’s also why I call myself Becky WTGH.
I’m a musician
A jack and Jill of all trades
I like to write
Bad poems and
Keep my songs to myself
I mostly play classical
So I’m stuck in the shadow
Of lots of old dead white guys
I don’t respect– So
Instead, I play electric bass
In my free time
And talk about sex
I can explain further if you need me to.
It seems patronizing if I keep going, so
Maybe ask me directly.
It’s been dope hanging out with all of you
I’m not planning on leaving,
I like doing this, I will
Probably keep doing it
Until I get sued.