Very Cute Podcast Fans

Some of my podcast fans

Are

ssssoooooooooo cute

Very, very cute

Cute enough that if I ever

Met them in person

You know, without an instrument

In between us

I might

Very well

Shit my pants.

Goddamn, how’d my life get

So good?!

I have all these beautiful people

Laughing at my jokes

Fucking.

Yes.

Mission accomplished

But also

Is it hot in here?

Or is it just all this

Horny fucker testosterone

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