Straight Porn Is So Depressing

I was trying to masturbate

Just like

Quickly

Again–I’m on T so like

I have at least a little bit

Of an excuse for all this

Self-touching

I am being driven

cuckoo-bananas

By all this sex juice in my system.

I was watching

One of my old search words

Out of sheer-laziness.

Usually I watch crash pad series, but

I was feeling smutty

So I went old school

and watched amateur POV videos

Straight, of course

I’m not some sort of

Higher-educated queer, I’m a

Roughnecked fucker with a PHd in

Holding beer, and also watching

Grimey terrible porn.

The thing is, though

Before I started T

Becky was quite a bit pickier

I would have never enjoyed it this much,

That’s for sure.

I desperately enjoyed the video I watched,

Right up until

The girl was

Literally

TWO PUMPS

Away from coming

And he pulled out.

TWO PUMPS–

YA’LL.

TWO PUMPS.

How do I know? Cuz

I do. I know what that

Sounds like. I know what it looks

Like for your pussy to puff up that

Sort of way right as you’re saying

“oh god I’m about to come”

Goddamn idiot

Pulled out and

Came all over her

Blue-balled pussy

Yes, women get blue balls

You fucking idiots

When you fuck her

Moments from completion

She will be

Disappointed!

*gasp*

Yup.

Your dick, even if it is large

If it doesn’t make her finish

You didn’t win any points.

For anyone.

Yourself, or her, or even

Humanity. You just suck.

How to be better?

Just fuck her until she’s done

And THEN blammo

Also, if you can’t make it

Just fucking

Finger her

Afterwards.

I just like, enjoy

Women’s orgasms more than

Anything on earth

I like seeing them in porn

A lot.

I guess I can’t always claim

To please my woman 100%

But in my defense

Sometimes

She isn’t in the mood!

What’s the goal of this

Poem-rant?

Maybe like

I dunno

DON’T PULL OUT THEN!!!!

WHAT THE HELL EVEN, BUDDY

WHY’D GOD GIVE YOU A DICK

IF YOU’RE JUST GONNA DISAPPOINT

EVERYONE YOU FUCK

FOREVER AND EVER AMEN

Give it to someone who could

Actually use it,

Stupid motherfucking–

Fool God!

I hope God has imposter syndrome,

Cuz that motherfucker

Is one.


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