Stop It With The Gross Viral Food Videos

The fuck even

Do they do

With all the food in these videos!?

These fucking

Viral nonsense videos

Man, the food they make

Looks fucking disgusting

Macaroni and Cheese pizza balls

With Fried Chicken on a bloody mary?

Jesus fucking christ, ya’ll

The fuck kinda demons are running your brain

Try psychedelics or something,

Maybe then you’ll see

Forreal

Sushi tacos sound

DISGUSTING

SERIOUSLY

I eat just about everything

I eat ass!

I won’t eat a fucking

Poke pyramid

Soaked in enough soy sauce and hoisin

To explode my chest

And render me impotent/dead

The impotence is the thing that

Scares me the most

Fucking, holy shit ya’ll

Salt is salty, and so am I

I’m so sick of seeing

Brisket and pulled pork and steaks and

Deep fried everything

Goddamn stop it

Why do my cookies

Show me these things!?!!?

I DON’T WANT TO SEE ANY OF IT

EVER AGAIN

I DON’T THINK IT’S CUTE

Again, I’m the sort of lad

Who thinks that

Pizza rolls have a place

In a well-adjusted person’s diet

That considered–I think

Almost all of these viral videos

Are signs of illness,

Warnings of an individual

Disturbed.

Epic mealtime was just like

A prank the internet played

On itself

Now, there are like

100000006060696969696969696969xmillion versions

Of that same fucking concept

STOP IT WITH THE WEIRD WASTEFUL DISGUSTING RECIPE VIDEOS

PLEASE

Sincerely,

Becky

 


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