Mike Pence—Breastmilk Enthusiast

I’m certain that

Mike Pence

Can’t get hard unless

He calls her mother

And thinks about

Being a little infant

Who needs his

Little bottle.

Oh yeah,

Give him milk, mommy!!

Is it just me

Or is it

Incestuous in Indiana?


Who am I kidding?

He’s gay,

He needs to think about

Cock in order to

Enjoy sex, that’s why

He’s trying to ban it

For everyone else.

It’s also why he needs

Mother to kill his boners–

Poor little milk boy

Hates himself.

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