Shop-Vac

I can do this thing

Where I suck all of the air out of the room

By just going

FFFPHHWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

With all of the air

Comes all of everything else

I can suck out your fears

I can suck out your joy

I can suck out your struggles

I can suck just about anything except for

A dick–they are disgusting.

I can suck it all!!!!

Nothing is spared from my

Vacuum existence

I take everything you give to me

In an instant

And I can spray it all back

At will, if you just

Flip my switch

Some call it an empath

I call myself

A shop-vac


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