The Muffin Man

Do you know

The muffin man?

The muffin man,

The guy over there

Burning beans and

Making whole-wheat muffins

Out of almost rotted fruit

Mixed with bran

“Slow digesting”

No added sugars, just a bit of

Apple sauce and extra bran

Yeah–that guy!

You know him?

Oh no no, not that one

He’s got a dick

This muffin man is also

Dickless–hence the muffin

Fuck, wait a second

I’m muffin man.

Wow ok

Well then

I must say I

Prefer to be called

Muffin “them”


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