The Tuba

Sometimes I hear people play

My favorite instrument

And I get so sad

I want to cry

The way they treat

This beautiful thing

Is so disgusting

Their lips flapping

So callously

Their breath pushing

So forcefully

A sound so blistering and

Disgusting I think it ought to be


I wonder why it hasn’t been

I kinda think

Men should be

Banned from playing

The tuba.

ahhh but that’s

Kinda sexist of me

Wait no it isn’t

They’re all fucking bastards

It’s just me against me

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