“Blue Is The Warmest Color” Can Suck My Soft-Butch Butthole

Blue is the warmest color

Is not a masterpiece

I’m sorry not sorry at all

I hated that movie

I’m lesbian !

So my opinion

Should count for something

Oh, right–

I’m butch AF

Masc-of-center

I get shit for things

I never entered

Kinda like

This fucking movie

Cept

Nah

It’s a fetishized

Fake vagina porno

About the indie girl

With the blue hair

And your ex from

Sophomore year

Fucking in the summer

When the weather is clear

They stop and go back

To being something other than queer

Their “fantasy” has been lived

Reality is here!!

Back to not being

A legitimate partner

Or a valid lifestyle choice

The “sex” scene is like–

SO hOt ThOuGh,

Right?!

Maybe to a virgin

Or someone who’s never

Fucked with the lights on before

Goddam y’all, are you

Serious?!

A PROSTHETIC?!

When will you

Finally admit to yourself

That you haven’t thought about your body

Outside of the male gaze

You know–

The one you’re watching this movie through?!

Clearly you didn’t

Fuck an art dyke

Or experience any

Creativity in your youth.

Girl,

Please

If you think

This movie is the best

Lesbian movie

There is

I am so, honestly,

Genuinely, concerned about you

Have you ever seen

A real, honest-to-god pussy

And not said “ew”?

Who the fuck

Masturbates

To prosthetic vaginas

With subtitles

And femmes that don’t really

Ever, actually want to date you

You fucking idiot, you gotta

Be willing to sacrifice

More than just a hot minute

To be queer as fuck

Day in day out no quits

If you’re a

Queer cinema fan out there

And you’re looking for something

To squirm your jeans to

Go to the bookstore where all the

Proper lesbian porn is

Or at least

Check out WordPress

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