100 WordPress Followers

I have

100 WordPress Followers now

I know that

Isn’t a lot, by

Anyone’s standards

But for me

I’m like

Oh god

What’s gonna happen now?

Are ya’ll gonna

Look over my shoulder

When I’m typing on the

Potty? There’s hardly

Enough room as it is

Between the squatty-potty and

My heaving, sweaty body

This shit is gonna hit the

Fans, soon

Seriously ya’ll

Back up, get a room

My meds are better now but like

I’m still shitting way more

Than a normal human should be

It’s just not sanitary

For 100 people

To follow me

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