Buff/What’s New?

Seriously though

My arms are like

Ropes now

Tugging on my


I can feel my

Quads pump stronger

When I walk

Even my posture

Seems taller than before

When I’m at the gym

I can do twice as many reps

And I get half as sore

I don’t lag behind

On our evening walks


Soon I’ll be

Dying on Everest

With all the other

Dicks with something

Massive to prove

In the meantime

I’ll be flexing

Masturbating and

Staring at the mirror

Trying to put my

Finger on

What’s new?

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