Millennial Annie/ Go Ahead and Call Me Queer Al Dankovich

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Anything you can eat, I can eat cleaner!

I can eat anything cleaner than you.

Frank: No you can’t. 

Annie: Yes, I can.

Frank: No, you can’t.

Annie: Yes, I can. 

Frank: No, you can’t.

Annie: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

Frank: 

Anything you can read, I know much better.

Sooner or later I’m smarter than you.

Annie: No, you’re not. 

Frank: Yes, I am.

Annie: No, you’re not. 

Frank: Yes, I am.

Annie: No, you’re not!.

Frank: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

Frank: I can run a mile, with a broken ankle.

Annie: I can prep a meal, with a two full time jobs.

Frank: I can live on almonds and ghee.

Annie: And only on that?

Frank: Yes.

Annie: So can a rat!

Frank: Any lift you can reach, I can lift higher.

Annie: I can lift anything bigger than you.

Frank: No, you can’t. (High)

Annie: Yes, I can. (Higher) 

Frank: No, you can’t. (Higher)

Annie: Yes, I can. (Higher)

Frank: No, you can’t. (Higher)

Annie: Yes, I can. (Higher) 

Frank: No, you can’t. (Higher)

Annie: Yes, I can. (Higher)

Frank: No, you can’t. (Higher)

Annie: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Annie:

Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.

I can buy anything cheaper than you.

Frank: Amazon?

Annie: Overstock! 

Frank: Wayfairer?

Annie: Auction sites! 

Frank: Those are scams!

Annie: No they aren’t!

Frank: Yes, they are!

Frank: Anything you can say, I say pc’er.

Annie: I can say anything nicer than you.

Frank: No, you can’t. 

Annie: Yes, I can. 

Frank: No, you can’t. 

Annie: Yes, I can. 

Frank: No, you can’t. 

Annie: Yes, I can. 

Frank: YES, I CAN! 

Frank: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.

Annie: I can vape anywhere and never get stigma!

Frank: I can purchase any drug.

Annie: Without bein’ caught?

Frank: Yes.

Annie: Your internet days are numbered!

Frank: Any fast you can hold, I can hold longer.

Annie: I can hold any fast longer than you.

Frank: No, you can’t.

Annie: Yes, I can 

Frank: No, you can’t.

Annie: Yes, I can 

Frank: No, you can’t.

Annie: Yes, I can….Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N! 

Frank: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Annie: 

Any look you can rock, I can rock better.

In what you wear I’d look better than you.

Frank: Instagram?

Annie: Go compare!

Frank: Tindr date?

Annie: Stole your girl!

Frank: No, you can’t!

Annie: Yes, I can….Yes, I CAN!

Frank: Anything you can think, I can think faster.

Annie: I can think anything faster than you.

Frank: No, you can’t. (Fast)

Annie: Yes, I can. (Faster)

Frank: No, you can’t. (Faster)

Annie: Yes, I can. (Faster)

Frank: No, you can’t. (Faster)

Annie: YesIcan! (Fastest)

Frank: I can rock a selfie.

Annie: I can wear a onesie.

Frank: I can knit a sweater.

Annie: I can’t keep clothes on me!

Frank: I can do most anything!

Annie: Can you bake a pie?

Frank: No.

Annie: Neither can I.

Frank: Anything you can feel, I can feel stronger.

Annie: I can feel anything stronger than you.

Frank: No, you can’t. 

Annie: Yes, I can. 

Frank: No, you can’t. 

Annie: Yes, I can. 

Frank: No, you can’t. 

Annie: Yes, I can. 

Frank: No, you can’t, can’t, can’t

Annie: Yes, I can, can, can 

Annie: Yes, I can!

Frank: No, you can’t!


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