Nice Try

I tried to

Make friends in

College by

Doing nice things

Baking pies

All it ever got me

Was sly looks

Often guys thought

I was hitting on them

I legit just

Didn’t know

Any other way to

Try and make friends

I am a

Very good pastry chef

Alas, am also fat

It’s not

Endearing for

A fat person to

Give you food,

I guess

Nice try

3 Replies to “Nice Try”

    • Becky WTGH

      πŸ’œ it’s worth mentioning not everyone was an asshole. Some people were dope, like the guy I carpooled with before college who introduced me to rage against the machine. I made him pudding pie because he was a cheap queen

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