All of the Above

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My ocarina cartridge

Is out of battery

And won’t recharge itself

Until tomorrow

My wii controllers

Are all out of batteries

And even the

Cordless wii bar

I had to buy because

My cat chewed through

Two different cords.

Now I’m like

I guess I’ll play Skyrim

On my refurbished PS3

That turns off every couple hours

When it overheats

And throws a tantrum

We are destined for each other,

I suppose

I can’t have nice things

Because, well–

All of the above.

9 thoughts on “All of the Above

    1. One of these days imma get a ps4 and whoop every single one of you on overwatch so hard ppl are gonna be like “was there an update? Wtf”

      1. I never, ever marry in Skyrim. Never.

        Don’t marry in sims either, too good for drama

    1. Legit I actually like Lydia? She is honest and true, yo. She reminds me too much of someone I actually like, so I had to kill her in a cave somewhere. Was painful for both of us.

      1. I understand. Sometimes bitter breakups in the depths of Draugr ruins and caves and tombs are an unpleasant reality. Sometimes things just have to get stabby.

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