Cat Sucks Butthole Clean: The Sequel

My cat

Sucked her

Legs and butt

Clean dry

Whistling sparkling

Drove me

So fucking crazy

I had to pet her

Three times

Before she would leave

Then she came back

Kept on slurping

I had to

Full-throttle

Pick her up

Cuddle her

Kiss her goodnight

And tuck her into bed

On another blanket

In a different room

Sometimes

You just gotta resort

To harsh discipline

To get cats to

Really listen


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