The N64 Zeldas Gave Me A Redhead Fetish

Right?

Yes

Let’s go with that

It’s fact

All of the

Sexiest

Boldest

Most important

Most exciting characters

In both

Ocarina of Time and

Majora’s Mask

Have gorgeous

Flowing sexy

Stylish red hair

Also maybe

My red-haired neighbor friend

Who showed me his dick

A few times

I dunno man

Seems arbitrary

I’m pretty sure it was

The Gerudo Fortress

Or Cremia

Romani’s hot bossy sister

Or even the

Deku princess

Fit you in a bottle

Take you home with me

Amirite?


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