Becky Can-Do’s Tips For Decluttering

Step one–

Pick it up

Can you use this

To masturbate?

If not

Chuck it,

You don’t need it.

Step two–

Did your ex give it to you?

If so

Chuck it!

You don’t need it.

Step three–

Are you

A hoarder?

In debt?

Trapped in the wrong city?

Burn all this shit down!

Let’s get outta here !!

I think the cops are coming


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