I Only Drink Coffee When My Girlfriend Makes It For Me

She goes out of town for work

So I have random weekends

And whole weeks, even

Without coffee

I usually go to the cafe

But we moved

And the new one is bougie

And far away

Before my current

Lover for life

I had another

Who also made coffee

Every day when I woke up

So I never had to

She was horrible in like

Every single other way

Except the coffee


I haven’t made myself coffee

In about a decade

And I had to

Really, really think about it


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