“Let’s Get Coffee” Phase

Do y’all remember

When everyone was like

Convinced that

It was a smart

Networking move

To ask people

To coffee

And never follow through?

I literally remember

Reading clickbait

About how

It makes you seem

In demand

And personable

To offer to make

Real time with people

But like

That shit never happens

And if it does

It’s weird as hell

It never ends well

Horrible advice!

It should be

On my show.