Hipster Corn On The Cob

Nothing makes me

Angrier

Than all these

Fucking

Goddamn

Hipster pieces of

Corn on the cob

Topped with

Fucking nonsense like

Toasted coconut

And mayo

Pepitas and

And roasted poblano

Za’atar

Even

Tajin and

Honey and cinnamon

Tons of

NONSENSE

Goddamn y’all

Just steam it

Butter it

And shut the fuck up

Unless you’re

Actually from some sort of

Place where

Corn on its own

Is not enough

——

*(aka nowhere

Or Europe)*

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