Men Are Gay

If most women are bi

Then most men are too

Men are the gayest fucking creatures

I tell you what

I never met anybody gayer

Than all men

All of them

Gay as fuck

I think it’s because

Our society loves cock

And is built around

Ease of sucking cock

Men are like —

“Do this, do that!

Everyone’s my bitch

Except for that other man

He doesn’t have to chip in

He’s beautiful

I want to be like him

I want to be in him

Or whatever

Just let me talk about my cock

All day and all night

Until you all accuse me

Of being gay

Then I’ll shoot up

A yoga studio

To somehow prove

That I’m not”


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