Rock Removal For CHRIST

We want to hire

Someone, somewhere

Somehow

To remove

Massive piles of rocks

Left on our property

By the people that used to live here

Weeds grow up through the rocks

Uncontrollably

We can’t mow, the weed mats

Aren’t working

Alas

We live in Kentucky

And the only available services

Are Christian companies

“Enter a code here

To read a bible verse

And get a 10% discount”

I shit you not I’d rather pay

Ten times more

Than put a single cent

In a bible pusher’s hand

I legit

Just want to mow my lawn

Shower

Go inside

And mow my girlfriend’s

Seamless transition

Pussy eaters for Christ

That’s my business

Anyway

Somebody please come help

My back is bullshit

And I can’t do this

By myself

I know!!

I’ll pray for a miracle!!!!!


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