Fucking Send Me Money

I’m not quite a

Comedian, and I’m definitely not a

Journalist. I don’t do shows,

I don’t show my face

I’m trying to be funny,

But only because

If I’m not laughing

I’m dying

Either way

Lighten up and

Fucking send me money

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