I’m Becky,

Becky with the good hair

I’m a sort of

Professional asshole

Kind of like a

Dan Savage except

His karmic nightmare

Come to life

To hunt him down

Steal his career

For a lifetime of

Fatphobic ignorance

Or something

Who knows

I’m also funny and

A musician

So I think, maybe

I’m in a league of my own

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