People Leave Their Fucking Cars On Too Much And I Can’t Do Anything About It But More Poems

Sooooooooo

Rage alert

I was just informed

By my wonderful, loving, adoring

Hardworking superhuman partner (not-so-humblebrag brag)

That there are announcements

At the school she works at

For kids to please not

Keep their cars running

All day long

From morning until

3:45pm

Just to keep

The air conditioning

Nice and cool for their

Little fragile southern asses

I am so

Blisteringly mad

I need to turn on a fan

Last night, I sweated so much

During sex that I had to

Change the sheets and

Shower afterwards–

These bitches are

Barely old enough to drive

They do NOT need to be transported

As if they are

Mr. Freeze’s Bride!!!

 

 


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