Flower Fuckers Anonymous

I have plant relationships

And they are

Extremely important to me


I had a bad run in

With my last few relationships

And it was very


I have since

Met new plant

Lovers and I am now

Excited again.

Living is quite easy

When you’re taking care

Of another living thing, it

Makes sense to

Make plans when

Something else depends on them.

I love my plant lovers

As much or maybe

More than my pets, even.

Not many people understand

Maybe no one

I think there is a term for it but

Ecosexual is fucking non-consensual bullshit

Anthophile and Floraphile are also weird

And don’t fit

Maybe I’ll just quickly

Compromise and

Call myself a

“Flower fucker”

And be done with it.

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