Sit-Down Constipator

Why don’t people like it

When I talk shit about them?

They talk shit about me and I

Grin, I usually find the stuff

Hilarious! I’ve learned a lot over the years

About how to make things that aren’t funny–

Funnier than they were, so again–

Why don’t people like it

When I talk shit about them?

Isn’t that what stand up is?


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