Sleep Apnea

They told me I

Probably have sleep apnea so I

Got tested and I have the

Most mild variety, 7 interruptions a night but

The baseline is 5. I have a hard time

Believing that everyone sleeps and breathes

Uninterrupted

All night long, anyway I

Decided to play along and I got

Tested but the only type of

Treatment the

Money grubbing insurance bigots

Want to pay for

Is a full-face Cpap machine

So now

I’m breathing

All night long

But I haven’t slept

A wink.


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