You’re Still Playing the Goddamn Viola and You’re Almost 30 Years Fucking Old

Ugh there is this stupid bitch I know

Who plays viola

viola, ya’ll

The instrument that has

No ground to stand on

This bitch

Somehow

Found it within her little

Masshole peabrain

To see me as less than

Because I’m a

Fat stereotype playing a

Loud boom tube

But honestly like

This person is so

Hopelessly narcissistic

They don’t even notice

That they look like a fucking idiot

In their profile picture

Probably because they are 

Too dense to notice 

They’re still playing the fucking

Viola and they’re almost goddamn

30


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