I Don’t Wanna Have Babies–I Want To Be Buff And Hairy

Sorry mom

Sorry dad

Sorry grandma and grandpa

Sorry ancestors

I don’t want to have your


I don’t want to have some

Husband, unless he is

Non-binary and into mostly

Being my bitch

I want to be buff

I want to be hairy

I want to have a micropenis

And I want to be the

Loudest, funniest guy

In the vicinity

At the very least–

I am never having kids

At the most–

I’ll impregnate someone else.


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