Man Rights

I’m so envious

Of cis straight white men

For the incredible luxury

Of being able to be

So selfish and delusional

And idealistic

About politics

I have had to

Change my politics in order to

Exist safely in our society, I vote

For who I have to

Not always for who I want to–

If I was born cis male

I’d probably be

The rootinest

Tootinest

Stupidest most

Buttfuckinest

Libertarian idiot

On the left side of republicanism

You can imagine

I’d be like

NO GOVERNMENT EVER

LET MY INNER ANIMAL

RUN FREE ON THE PRAIRIE

LONG LIVE BALLS-OUT FREEDOM

Why is everyone so jealous

Of me and my nature-given

Man rights?!?!?


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