Black Friday

I am broke and I

Only buy clothes once a year

On Black Friday

Because that’s what I’d rather do

Than be naked

A lot of people I know

Are like

What the fuck

You hate capitalism

And you hate clothes

Why do you buy your clothes

On Black Friday–

The worst day of the year

To shop or be a human?

The answer is simple

And in the first line–

I am broke!

Black Friday should be renamed

Poor man’s holiday

Because that’s what it is

The only day of the year

Poor people can shop

Afford

And pretend that they’re just like

The ones shopping for fun–

My idea of fun is

Having enough money

To buy things

Any day of the week


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