I Am A Fan

I am a fan

A huge fan

A massive billowing fan

I love and love and love and love and

Everyone around me

Floats a bit

I am a fan

Of being a fan,

I am!

The thing about fans

Is that you can’t piss them off

You can only

Break them, or

Get chopped to bits


Being a fan

Is truly

The tits

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