Call Oprah

Oh wow I just

Have to share because it’s

So weird and rare but

I just came

Without touching my tits

At all!

It’s like a magic trick

I almost wanna

Call Oprah

I’m not sure if I’ve

Ever done this before

I always, always always

Need to gently rub my titties

In order to come

This time I didn’t even

Warm them up

Just tugged my new

lil guy with my

Hand on my girlfriends ass

Until I squirted all over the place

Then I farted

Through the squirt

Which was hilarious


Don’t jack off to this poem

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