If I Had A Dick

If I had a dick

I would promise

To cum on your tits

Every single day

If I had a dick

I would promise

To only show it

When you ask, which I guess

Is before I cum on your tits

Oops, Um, well

If I had a dick

I would promise

To cherish and love

Everyone that agrees to touch it

Even if that means

Myself, because

If I had a dick

I would promise

Not to take it for granted

The way I would, definitely and

Indefinitely, because —

If I had a dick

I would be writing this poem

About pussy, instead

I can’t help the way

My head works, okay?!

I guess I’m just a

Dreamer and I’m in love with

Change


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