I Guess It’s Trump 2020

I mean

We saw it coming

But Forreal I

Almost think that

The Russians want Bernie–

The only candidate

With headlines that

Prove their constituents

Deepest darkest fears

This way at least

Their guy will

Keep winning!

So much winning!

I know I’m a

Bad millennial but

I just can’t with Bernie —

His fans really

Berned me the last time around

I felt the Bern

And it’s exactly as misogynist

And radical

As all the other bullshit

Oh and sorry but

I can’t believe

Buttigieg will

Actually fucking make it

I will vote

For either of these

Twinky nitwits

I just still wish

Someone had as much experience

As Hillary, for instance.

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