Pamphlets

Of all the information

Gender studies subjected me to

I seem to only remember

The bit about how

Anita Bryant was handing out pamphlets

About how much cumulative poop

Sexually-active gay men consume

Which to me is

Hilarious

In so many ways

Most of all I know

So many adult straight cis males

Who refuse to wash their hands

Or their asses

And smell like poop

All the fucking live long days

I mean

They are literally eating

Their own feces

Willingly, daily, perpetually

And nobody is handing out pamphlets

Telling these full-grown infants that

They need to fucking wash their hands ?

I guess I’ll have to start


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