I feel like

There’s no way that

Taking testosterone

Is as effective

With regular drinking

I wouldn’t know

I don’t drink that often

I have had a few lately

Shit made me straight up


I can’t drink I get too


Also often I try and pick people up

It’s best I stick to weed

But seriously


Alcohol is whack? Ain’t no way

The precious little amount of testosterone

The good lord endocrinologist gives me

Is effective unless I do

Absolutely everything I can think of

To make it work

I know it doesn’t work that way

But I have to think so

In order to have something

To work towards, and to help

Keep my mind off of

My totally laughable non-existent bottom growth

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