If Bernie Sanders Was A Woman She Would Be An Unbearable Hysterical Bitch

She would just be awful.

Nobody would’ve let her into office—

Let alone become senator !

She would be that aunt

That gives people overly-generous regifts

Who has too many cats but

Actually takes care of all of them.

If she actually made it into politics—

When she back-tracks

Or has a blistering rebuttal

She wouldn’t be seen as strong

Or commanding, she wouldn’t be able

To insist that they weren’t listening.

Her demands would be muted, and it

Wouldn’t matter that she

Insists upon herself over and over and over again

No one would see that as strength

They would roll their eyes

And call her an unbearable hysterical bitch.

I’m not mad —

I just know it


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