Poor Guys

Lmfao I mean

I used to be

So Jealous of cis guys

But now I’m like

Really buff, and

Too hairy, so if I figure out

A way to bind my tits without dying

People are gonna think I’m some sort of

Wrestler or something

And I feel very calm and confident about it

Again– not as good of a show title–

Now I’m like

Jesus christ

I can’t even imagine

Having to wear a strap-on


Poor guys

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