Nobody Cares How Jenny Schecter Really Died

Honestly.

It’s kind of one of those

Games of clue where

Anyone would’ve done it

Anywhere

With anything

Boiler room, candle stick—

A Poolside Bette-Porter-strangling

Anyone in California

Or anywhere in the USA

Would’ve gladly killed that

Narcissistic psychopath

It’s a shame that

She probably still

Killed herself—

Just to try and

Blame Bette


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