Fuck, Folk

Literally the only people

I know that have children

Have no other ambitions

Other than to tell people

That they have kids

It’s almost like they think

The survival of our species

Depends on their magic little

Breeder miracles

What the actual fuck,


My girlfriend was conceived

By accident and she is

More miraculous than any of these

Virgin Christian marriages

Where the kids get raised by

“On purpose” and yet still

Have no purpose other than to

Breed, cycle, silence —repeat

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